Sherlock - tv show, 2010

So, in a drunken stupor while wandering around the netflix universe... i found nothing and went to bed, but upon waking up, i discovered, under "New Tv Shows" something labeled as "Sherlock".  At this point, i was thinking... well, i liked the Sherlock movie with Ironman in it! So, without reading the discription, i dived int to watch this new-era Sherlock remake.  First thing first... this isn't your grandpas Sherlock, this is a Sherlock for today and now!  Trying to find someone, but you dont know where to start looking? Thats fine, I will somehow guess their password, and track their cellphone on-line, and track them down!  So, the new technology is defiantly a plus.

My Favorite thing about this show, is the seemingly "all knowing" Sherlock, who can make CRAZY assumptions based off the smallest items that would require a TELESCOPE to see... but using his better than 20/20 vision, Sherlock can see these items no problem.  Another thing which i really like, is that so far into the series, we havn't found out yet who the true "bad guy" is, because all the henchmen keep dying...

What I dont like.... There are 3 episodes right now on netflix... netflix fail.... also, the main character doesn't seem to be so much Sherlock, as it is Dr. Watson.  And... Dr. Watson is BORING.... but dont let that get you down... because the show is still pretty good

Overall rating 8.5/10
*tell your friends, and Paul Crugman

Cowboy's vs. Aliens... huh?

Cowboy's vs. Aliens starts off by showing Daniel Craig, otherwise known as James Bond waking up in a desert type environment, all alone, and wearing a funky bracelet which he can not take off.  Immediately its recognizable as alien technology, tho, James Bond does not remember getting it.  3 guys show up on horseback, and begin to start a fight with James Bond... BUT, he's JAMES BOND!!!... it would take a lot more than 3 random guys in a desert to kill him, so, he ruthlessly kills all of them, and heads towards the nearest town.  When he arrives to town, he is immediately recognized, because, he's James Bond, but people think that he's a bad guy, so they round him up, and plan on shipping him west to some high security prison.  Before he can leave though, Harrison Ford/ Han Solo shows up, with a bunch of crazy aliens showing up right after him, just like he was an intergalactic smuggler!  Well, Bond, and Solo decide that they have to work together, if they want to get their loved ones away from the bad aliens.  So, they chase an alien which was shot down and eventually follow him to the alien mothership.  Here, we learn the reason why the aliens came to Earth, they are all a bunch of women, and came to take our gold!!! Ok, we dont know that they are females, but why else would they come to Earth for our gold? Well, Bond, and Solo decide to take down the mothership, and they don't give 1 care that the aliens are wearing advanced protective armor that won't be invented for thousands of years! They attack the crap out of the aliens! And even manage to kill a few of them! James Bond frees a bunch of captured humans, helps a good alien/angel into the mothership, and she blows it up while trying to leave Earth.  Everyone forgets that James Bond is actually evil, and the movie ends showing the mothership blowing up spraying gold everywhere....
movie rating 4.5/10
---- got an extra .5 for putting James Bond, and Han Solo into a gold stealing alien movie... wtf!?!?

Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Monkeys with a Mission

Rise of the planet of the apes start out as a lab junkie movie.  Reminiscent of viral infection/zombie movies.  Naturally, the experiment goes wrong... maybe... but either way, they kill the original ape which they were testing the syrum on, and come to find out that ape had a baby, which was a carrier of the virus, and ends up going home with the main guy, the Green Goblin.  The Green Goblin proceeds to raise the main ape, Caesar.  Caesar tries to defend the Green Goblins father, and ends up having to go to a reserve for apes.  In the reserve, Caesar gets picked on, but he wont have any of that, and learns the power of cookies! Soon everyone wants to do anything for Caesar, because they think that he may give them more cookies! But instead, Caesar drugs all of his ape friends and busts them out of the ape reserve. Caesar then learns the one word that every kid learns at a young age, "NO".  Then, after knocking out a bunch of humans, and killing the one black guy in the movie, the apes escape to their paradise.  A forest where why climb trees to their hearts content!  In the credits afterwards we learn the virus spreads... and eventually takes over the world... i hope you are friends with an ape... it is your only way to survive.

Drive-in-to the Deathly Hallows Part 2

Is this movie a stand alone? NO.  Was there a book number 8 in the Harry Potter series? NO. Was the movie still good?... kinda...

The first action which you see in the film, is an act by the Dark Lord himself.  This act sets the feeling for the rest of the movie.  You think that Voldemort is a fun loving hippy?... Well, think again! He just wants the elder wand, and doesn't care what dead person he has to take it from!  With Harry, Ron, and Hermione, i mean Hermine, i mean Herman... whatever... They are together, and they are looking to get into Gringotts to get a horcrux, which, surprisingly, against all odds... THEY GET!!!... NO WAY!!! And you might ask yourself, how would you leave a bank? Walk out the front door? Walk out the back door? Apporate out of the bank with your awesome wizarding skills?... HELL NO!!!... You ride a friggen DRAGON out of the bank!... and you jump into a lake, and show your nasty, pale, British body to the world.  Something else happens in the middle where you zone out, until it comes to the battle of Hogwarts.  At this point Harry is doing something, and Ron and Herman are making out the whole time... And the real star comes into place... NEVILL LONGBOTTOM!!!!!!  Nevill is a BA, draws a sward out of a hat, kills a deadly snake with it, and if you watch closely, results in the death of VODLY!!!!... So, Nevill saves the day, and everyone loves Harry Potter, and the world seems happy... There is some "19 years later" bit, but dont watch it, because JK Rowling was dumb for writing it anyway.  Well that my take on HP-DH2...
Till next movie, watch stuff.