Cowboy's vs. Aliens starts off by showing Daniel Craig, otherwise known as James Bond waking up in a desert type environment, all alone, and wearing a funky bracelet which he can not take off. Immediately its recognizable as alien technology, tho, James Bond does not remember getting it. 3 guys show up on horseback, and begin to start a fight with James Bond... BUT, he's JAMES BOND!!!... it would take a lot more than 3 random guys in a desert to kill him, so, he ruthlessly kills all of them, and heads towards the nearest town. When he arrives to town, he is immediately recognized, because, he's James Bond, but people think that he's a bad guy, so they round him up, and plan on shipping him west to some high security prison. Before he can leave though, Harrison Ford/ Han Solo shows up, with a bunch of crazy aliens showing up right after him, just like he was an intergalactic smuggler! Well, Bond, and Solo decide that they have to work together, if they want to get their loved ones away from the bad aliens. So, they chase an alien which was shot down and eventually follow him to the alien mothership. Here, we learn the reason why the aliens came to Earth, they are all a bunch of women, and came to take our gold!!! Ok, we dont know that they are females, but why else would they come to Earth for our gold? Well, Bond, and Solo decide to take down the mothership, and they don't give 1 care that the aliens are wearing advanced protective armor that won't be invented for thousands of years! They attack the crap out of the aliens! And even manage to kill a few of them! James Bond frees a bunch of captured humans, helps a good alien/angel into the mothership, and she blows it up while trying to leave Earth. Everyone forgets that James Bond is actually evil, and the movie ends showing the mothership blowing up spraying gold everywhere....
movie rating 4.5/10
---- got an extra .5 for putting James Bond, and Han Solo into a gold stealing alien movie... wtf!?!?
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